Local Fat Fuck Arrested

Darren R. Damico of 42 Dogshit Lane, Quaker Hill, was charged with robbery and first degree starvation after he invaded Osaka in Niantic.
He was set on a $2,000 bail and he will appear in court August 18th.
Darren is a semi-pro wrestler under the ring name “Samoa Slow” in the FSW promotion. When asked how his personal problems will effect his performance on August 19th, he answered by saying, “So are you.”
FSW has not issued a statement.