Local man arrested after police find him with penis in piece of wood

Tulsa man Josh Durham was arrested today around 11:30 am following a foot chase in the turtle creek area of Broken arrow. Police reports indicate several calls to 911 about a man wandering the neighborhood with what one caller described as “a little piece of wood” atached to the man’s groin area. The report also goes on to explain how Srgt. Frank archenbold arrived on scene to find a completely nude man (Durham) engaging in some sort of sexual act with what appeared and later was confirmed to be a three inch piece of wood 2×4 , with a hole in the middle . Durham is a local carpenter who goes by the name Wood Doc, and claimed that “everybody needs some good wood”. He is being held on a twenty thousand dollar bond.