Local Men Arrested for Public Indecensy

Three men by the name of Zachary Uminski, Kevin Wierzba, and Peter Karkozka have been arrested on multiple accounts of Public Indecensy. They were arrested at approximately 1:32pm on Monday July 24th at Jersey Mikes subs on Weber in Romeoville.

The three men were caught in the back of the restaurant completely naked while performing multiple sexual activities. Such activities include anal sex, oral sex, and the three were even seen shoving multiple Jersey Mike subs up each other’s private areas.

After further investigations local police have disturbingly found out that this may have not been the first time these 3 have performed in such acts. After being arrested Mr. Wierzba confessed to this and also admitted to performing sexually activity at a local Jimmy Johns, Firehouse, and just recently Jason’s Deli. He even admitted they are part of a club called the “Man Mayo Club”. Kevin also admitted to starting an online page to recruit other men for sexual pleasures with sandwiches. That page has been removed and is under investigation.

The three genetelman will be seen in court next week.