Sources say members have been diligently preparing for what has been called “the meetups of all meetups”. Officials from the Hodges University says otherwise. The small scientific study which included 92 self described douche bag members and 42 disgruntled banned pussies voted in the one of a kind study.
82% voted it was a fucked up idea from the start
98% thought the new mod was on white
67% had issues with the location due to “can’t find a ride”
100% of the participants said “I’m just trying to get laid”
90% responded “I just wanna slap the shit out of a member of the group”
100% agree Michael Schneider is a Kenyan plant
85% said “I ain’t bringing shit”
78% agree they would turn on each other for shitty weed
26% considered bringing leftovers
98% hold active grudges against Paul Harper due to bull shit rules and his sham job
186% of study participants thought Nina was the smartest, sexiest, well liked spic in the group
12% confirmed they were bringing water
12% are still wondering who killed Kenny
192% had sexual fantasies on trannies
74% of the members food stamp balance is slow but they will consider trading it for booze
The study had more questions but 89% participants seemed to doze off on Percocet and didn’t really finish the questionnaire.
Hodges University officials say that’s fucked up they get stuck studying shitty people and are not taken serious as a formal university. They were also seen rambling in the parking lot at Goldies.