Local veteran strikes it rich!

Local veteran and family man Tony Wickline has made headlines today. Wickline has recently discovered the secret to eternal youth.
That’s right folks- ETERNAL YOUTH
He has sold his discovery in shares to Johnson and Johnson as well as Procter and gamble. He will be meeting with President Trump on Wednesday to receive the humanitarian of the year award as well as the nobel prize for his discovery. Wickline says the first thing he’s going to do is go to Disney land!
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