Local Woman Bank Robber Identified

In recent days local banks have been held up & robbed by a native Okc woman of an estimated 3 Million Dollars. Okc police spokes officer Lt Smith told media outlets today in an interview. The accused womans name is Jamie Skinner and commented that in all his days in law enforcement he had never seen such ruthless robberies. Bank tellers were pistol whipped and bound by duck tape as she empty the bank vaults and cash registers laughing and making crazy faces the whole time steaming it’s all mine & I’m taking my family to Sizzler for all you can eat buffet. Lt Smith said the public much safer with criminals like this behind bars. Mss Skinner is schedule to go before the County Judge at 10:00 am. We tried to interview Mr Skinner on this, an the only statement he would give at the time was ” I told everyone she was crazy & sexy, guess everyone believes me now”… Let’s just hope the crazy lady gets the book thrown at her & she never gets to watch the woman network shows on Sundays ever again.