This last Monday, a new nurse started his first day at a local Yakima hospital. The hospital spokeswoman stated “new hires are a common thing, especially in this desert that we live in.” However, this latest hire appeared to be something very different than previously experienced.
The new nurse, AJ Evans, flipped the switch on the spokeswoman’s expectation on new hires. Normally a new recruit at the hospital either mops floors or shadows experienced staff for 3 months. Mr. Evans on the other hand, sporadically ran throughout the hospital and invaded patent rooms.
“It was utterly astonishing,” one patient described. A young woman, visiting her mother, saw it all unfold. “He just ran into my mom’s room and started shouting ‘be healed of your Thrombophilia and Adenovirus Infection.’ It was actually really comforting to know that a new hire really understood how my mom was doing.”
The Hospital Spokeswomen, however, wasn’t having any of it. “You can’t just run into random rooms shouting curses and throwing pixy dust on patients. There needs to be some sort of self control. I mean, we don’t get to use pixy dust until your 5th or 6th month working here.”
Mr. Evans was put on administrative leave, but we aren’t really sure what that means. The rest of us who live in not-the-desert wish AJ Evans the best of luck at his new job. Good luck man, I hope you save some lives with your pixy dust.
Author: SJP