Magfed forces Facebook to purchase MySpace for $23 Billion

Social media giant Facebook has purchased the aging social media platform formerly known as MySpace. They have rebranded it MySafeSpace and are systematically transferring certain anal damaged snowflakes accounts from within the magfed community over to the new platform.
We recently reached out to Javish and Carlos for their thoughts on this matter but there were no comments. Not that they refused to comment just they were blocked by a power hungry ego maniac admin so they literally could not comment.
Many are excited for the new format as a large growing number of individual seem to have forgotten that you are allows to express any opinion you want in this country and have even more freedom doing so online.
Editors note: Each new MySafeSpace account comes with a complimentary snuggie, a fishnet romper and a whistle to blow loudly into when you are feeling unsafe or violated.