BREAKING NEWS TONIGHT MAN IS CAUGHT ON WALNUT STREET EATING HIS ENTIRE DICK BECAUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND LEFT. HIM. OFFICIALS SAY HE WE WILL BE TAKEN TO THE PAVILLION TO BE EXAMINED
BREAKING NEWS TONIGHT MAN IS CAUGHT ON WALNUT STREET EATING HIS ENTIRE DICK BECAUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND LEFT. HIM. OFFICIALS SAY HE WE WILL BE TAKEN TO THE PAVILLION TO BE EXAMINED