Man thought to be dead is alive

Dayton man Danny J. White who was pronounced dead 4 years ago after going missing. White is appearing all over the state. He was first pointed out in a photo at a bar by some of his old friends. Then a local man by the name of John C. Ena seen him but then that man went missing. We are beginning to believe that it is all because of aliens. White who is now with his family after going MIA talked the that Asian bitch on channel 7 and confirmed it was infact extra terrestrials and that they are at write pat.