Massive comet headed our way

NASA has recently discovered a massive comet the size of Uranus headed towards Earth. Bernard truhstan of NASA has stated ” The trajectory of the comet is that of a curveball, it will spin around in a U shape grazing the earth with enough force to take out 25% of our world, knocking us into the sun like mini put put.” Beware.. say your goodbyes. Its coming august 24th, 2017.