Coach Jim Harbaugh announced at 12pm noon today that TTUN will suspend all football operations until the second coming of Christ happens.
“Since we can’t beat The Ohio State Buckeyes in football or any other sport, I sat down with the university president, our athletic director and our paying(only boosters) to disband this embarrassment.” Coach Harbaugh later continues, “Hopefully will the second coming of Jesus Christ he will show us mercy and let us win one game against The Buckeyes.”
This article was written by Adam Shefter, ESPN