A leading international criminologist today claimed that the answer to the UK’s growing pet cruelty problem was to sign up for ‘Mug Club’ – a new initiative launched by grass roots movement Operation Frankish.
‘It works on so many levels’ said the Professor.
‘People pay into Mug Club, the profits from Mug Club go into direct advocacy and eventually the abusers are fucked’ continued the Professor.
According to one report the Club is only open to 100 members who can expect to receive their exclusive mug together with ‘anything else they can think up at the time if it gets people interested’.
A one year sub to Mug Club is £30 – less than 60p per week.
‘I joined mug club by going to paypal and sending my membership fee to Operationfrankish@gmail.com’ ( Sir Sidney Poitier)