API-Washington, DC, July 20, 2017
A NASA spokesman confirms Earth will experience 4 days of darkness In November 2017.
We have come across many reports regarding the earth, and its changes in recent times, and not many materialize. However, this time, Brian Dunbar, NASA spokesman, confirms that earth will experience near total darkness for 4 days in November, 2017 starting from November, 15 to November 19.
According to NASA this phenomenon was in the pipeline for a long period and the astronomers from NASA have been checking, and re-checking data to confirm the event. Mr. Dunbar informed us in a press release that the world will experience the unusual event from November 15 at 3:00 am and it is likely to continue until November 19, 4:45 pm.
The cause of this phenomenon is believed to be a mass of ice crystals, or snowflakes, created by Hillary Clinton’s loss in the Presidential election around the same time last year. It was at this point snowflakes cried for months, overloading the atmosphere with moisture.
Mr. Dunbar has assured us that, in his words, “Those bitches are getting a dose of reality, and the crying is subsiding at a slow rate now.”, and that this is likely to be a one time event.
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