New 24 hours news network to begin airing in September

CNN has decided to expand their programming operations with the new FNN. The new “Fake News Network” is in contract negotiations with Brian Williams, stating many of his previous stories would be a perfect fit.
Network executives are also revealing Shia LaBeouf and Kathy Gifford will share daily hour long shows entitled “free styling the news”. Viewers will be invited to call in news tips, real or imaginary while the host rails on the subject. Some of the early sponsors for the network are Loch Ness boat tours and Madoff investments and securities.