New discovery links avocados to the Sin of Homosexuality

12 news brings you this extrodunary discovery Yale university has just published. According to the recent study, it has been proven with a 80% accuracy that if you’ve eaten an avocado you might be gay. There is a gene in avocados called HE-2582 that is also found in many other things such as rainbows, unicorns, Starbucks drinks and even lady gaga. We warn you and advise you to stop feeding your children avocados unless you want them to be born with this hideous nasty disease. God bless and remember the less gay the world is the more bless we are by our true mighty god TRUE SAVOR asyrwthrthick