New florida state law passed!

The chief of police has spoken to the media this previous Tuesday morning, stating that there will be a new law passed that it will be mandatory to have a barcode attached to the top left buttox area.
I was flabbergasted to learn that this is a procedure they are going to start on newborn babys so its less painful. The barcode will be a scanatron of your social security card. By passing this law the government is hoping a decrease in identity theft will go down and it will be easier to get the information about yourself and family members as needed.
As an added plus they also mention that there’s a greater possibility that it will lower kidnappings and make make it easier to find criminals thanks to the added nanochip to keep all of Florida accounted for.