New Law to ban Dogs on Bicycles

According to no one with any sense, dogs actually hate bicycles and going anywhere fun with there humans. A recent study polled 100 dogs and asked them if they enjoyed hanging out and riding bikes with their humans. The overwhelming majority of the them simply stated “Ruff”. We’ll take that as a No! Further, when asked if they would rather stay home in a yard and never get to go anywhere with their humans, they overwhelmingly said “Ruff”. We’ll take that as a yes! So don’t be like this Ruffin’ Barkhole and leave your doggos at home, alone, where they belong. Otherwise you may just get a visit from a Barking Enforcement Officer who will pin you down and lick your face off! You’ve been warned.