New Study Suggests Snake Phobia Related to Homosexuality

CHARLESTON – New research into ophidiophobia, commonly known as snake phobia, has revealed that there is a connection to homosexuality, especially in young men. Dr. Daniel Arndt, a long standing wildlife expert, comments that “They’re just a lizard with a tail,” and suggests all phobiacs to “man up.” Another anonymous interviewee said anyone who has this phobia is a “box.”