North Korea launches 4 rockets that hit Alaska and Oregon

At 10:53pm on July 17, 2017 North Korea launched 2 rockets at Alaska’s coast, and 2 more at Oregon. “There was no way to get out of the hail storm of fire and debris” said governor Klaus. “It was a mad house”. There has yet to be a total death count but as of 11 pm the death count has reached over 76 people. But it’s ok they were all liberals. Have a good morning from this ass hole prank from yours truely. Now go to work and pay uncle sam.