OJ released from prison and signs with Clowns

CARSON CITY, Nev. – O.J. Simpson was granted parole on Thursday by a vote of 4-0 from the Nevada Board of Parole, but the public jury is still out on the former football star and actor. What’s Next?? Spokesperson for the Browns, MIKE HUNT, OJ will be our star running back this season and very excited to attain this football great. He is used to prison and a shit hole of a place so he’s upgrading to a new SHITHOLE!! He’s either going to help us kill the competition or it could backfire and kill us!!!! We don’t believe in the latter!!