Oporto-Madrid permanently closed

The great underground river is emerging from Oporto Madrid on Ruffner Mountain to Grover Lane in Mt. Brook. Many species of fish including Bass and Catfish have been seen from the heavy rains. A man fed his family of 6 a Catfish dinner that came from his back yard Spring. He said it was a true blessing as he lost his job in the Tonka Truck industry last month. Due to the strike about tires. Civil Engineers have been called in to establish bridges that will connect Irondale and Birmingham again. Possible marinas will be constructed as well. The Crestwood neighborhoods properties have tripled in value. Ironically their name is Crest…wood. Femas phones lines are down at this time.