Pastor John arrested in early morning raid!

Pastor John Maddox, of Arabi, Louisiana was arrested by agent from the Department of Homeland Security. an early morning raid. Pastor Maddox was found hiding and taking care of three dragons, believed to have escaped from the Kalisi.
Six DHL vehicles were roasted during the raid and several DHS agents were seen roasting weenies on sticks. We are happy to report that no dragons were injured during this police action and were last seen flying in the direction of Casterly Rock.