PAT ROBERTSON ARRESTED

Pat Robertson was taken into custody by the Virginia Beach Police in the early morning hours Wednesday. Robertson was seen staggering down Atlantic Ave. outside of an oceanfront nightclub, when police approached the suspect to conduct a welfare check. The highly intoxicated Robertson yelled at officers that the world was going to end tonight and the Lord told him that in a dream, police attempted to take the 94yr old into custody when he became belligerent and cursed at officers saying “Do you know who I am, I own this town” , “The Lord told me you’ll all go to hell if you dare to arrest me” and “I’m F##king Pat Robertson, you can’t do this to me motherf##ckers” Robertson attempted to fight officers and was tased before being arrested for drunk in public, disorderly conduct, assault on a police officer and resisting arrest, he is currently housed in the Virginia Beach City jail in lieu of 10million Bond.