Penis Fly Trap

A North Carolina man visited the Asheville Zoo on Friday, July 14, 2017 not to just enjoy the animal but to take an ambulance ride as well. John Shakely, 56 of Shallotte, NC, decided that he couldn’t wait to go to the nearest restroom. He had several bottles of water and Gatorade in his system due to the excessive heat on Friday. He was beside the Monkey display and he just had to go. A monkey smelled the urine and hurried over to the smell. As Mr. Shakely was finishing up, the Monkey reached through the bars and grab Mr. Shakely’s penis!!!
The Monkey began to “play” with HIS new found toy. For about 10 mins Mr. Shakely was in sheer terror. Screams of agony was heard all the way to the bear display. Help came within 15 minutes and 911 was called.
When the paramedics saw the Monkey holding Mr. Shapely’s they began to laugh. The more the Monkey played with the penis, the more the paramedics laughed. Thirty minutes passed and they freed Mr. Shakely’s penis. His penis was blue from the strength of the monkey’s grip. He was fined 500 dollars for urinating in public and near an animals habitat. The monkey was treated for aggressive behavior.