President Trump to Inspect Bellaire Meters

WASHINGTON; Trump is expected to arrive in Bellaire within the next few weeks to inspect the ongoing water issues and personally check out water meters. White House spokesperson Dipsy Rukheiser says ” He needs to check out this place for myself – but He has plans to make this little River town great again..”. The President is also expected to eat at local Burger King and tour Stone Bridge. Residents are asked to please remove any refrigerators from their front porches prior to arrival of the presidents entourage