Washington, DC (July 18, 2017) – In an unprecedented and historic move, President Trump signed an Executive Order today that he states will end homelessness by 2020. He is quoted saying “This is an easy problem to fix. Homeless people don’t have homes. We just give them one and make Mexico pay for it. We now have the greatest plan ever. Nobody has ever had a better plan. We have great people supporting this. It’s going to be great!”
Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi was skeptical. She stated “I believe this plan was engineered by the Russians. I have an email forwarded to me by Hillary Clinton that shows collusion between Russian Construction Firms and Trumps’ businesses.”
Vladimir Putin could not be reached for comment.