Punta Gorda City Council Bans Viagra!

Punta Gorda City Council, following the recent ban of medical marijuana dispensaries, voted to ban the sale and use of Viagra within the city limits. According to one council member, “it was not a hard decision to make!” Hundreds of wives and girlfriends of PGI retirees, wearing red shirts, voiced their opposition to the sale of Viagra in PGI, at a recent meeting held at the Event Center. The spokesperson for the women, Ethyl Williams, said “We are just tired and don’t have time for majong!” The vote was 4-1.
The Council tabled a vote whether to make…”taking Sweet N Low home from a restaurant” a 3rd class misdemeanor.