Rodgers Retires from NFL Football

Green Bay quarterback Aaron Rodgers is retiring from the NFL. The news of his retirement not only shocked fans but the Green Bay Packer Organization and his teammates. Sources close to Rodgers said that ”Aaron can’t play professional football any longer because he has realized that, like Jay Cutler and Tony Romo, he’s a pussy and there is no place in football for pussies”. His retirement will become effective immediately.