Russia keeps Stanley cup in response to North American sanctions

Russia confirmed today that they have taken the Stanley cup and will not return it until all Russian sanctions are lifted. Malkin and Gonchar were celebrating with the Stanley cup at the time and cannot believe the cup was taken.Canadians responded saying that the cup was theirs despite not being won by a Canadian team for so long.Putin was quoted as saying ” We had to hit the North Americans where it hurts the most.” ” We will also work toward taking the Super bowl trophy as soon as the Patriots stop winning”.