In a bombshell statement from both Fox News and Breitbart, the chief editors both admitted, “Everything we have been peddling to our readers as news, is really just fear mongering intended to promote our profit, in particular, and racism, in general.”
The so-called journalists go on to say that, “We are very sorry this prank got so out of hand. But honestly, we would have never guessed that buffoons like Ryan Caldwell and the state of Pennsylvania were so gullible.”
In addition to proving Sean Caldwell right about literally all of his positions, this bombshell admission further negates any future opinions Ryan Caldwell may have regarding politics. Although, he does remain the preeminent authority on grown men hitting a ball with a piece of wood.