Save the crabs grow a bush

With manscaping and bikini waxing we are destroying the habitat of the poor pubic louse ! Just think of those pesky critters who thrived in the 80’s . They are dying out and almost exctinct it just isn’t fair. Please help throw out your razor , cancel your Brazilian wax and skip laser hair removal ! Join me fellow animal lovers Grow that bush and save the crabs 🦀