School Payback Act sneaks through Committee

A not so well known bill was quietly slipped through the committee with a passing vote during Monday’s session after long public protests force officials to creativity find more funding for the public school system.
This bill essentially forces people to “pay-back” schools a small citation, or fee, for publishing grammar errors and spelling oversites on social media sites.
The intention of the bill is to monetarily compensate public schools for ignoring the “lessons learned” during school years, thus embarrassing not only the school’s staff but more importantly the entire country.
One Committee Member was quoted after the bills approval stating “this new law will put back the value our public school system used to have by using good old fashioned retention techniques, ironically the same way detention worked back when the original lessons were taught.”
One protester outside of the legislative committee hall said “this bill will remove the doubt from the educators and it will restore the value our teachers once had, which they deserve!”
The fees will go directly to the last school that the violator attended. In the event that the school is no longer an operational facility, the fee will automatically transfer to the nearest equivalent learning facility.
This fictitious bill that never has been but probably should be could make every social media grammar nazi smile ear to ear.