In a shocking move, the Hawaii State Legislature banned all 2-wheel drive Toyota Tacoma pickup trucks. Current owners are given 90 days to properly dispose of them. Vehicles may be removed from the State by certified common carrier or destroyed.
Due to minimal interest in the mainland, experts expect that most will be crushed into small cubes and sunk offshore as part of a nascent effort to revitalize fisheries habitats through artificial reef augmentation techniques.
Persons found in possession of 2-wheel drove Tacomas after October 31, 2017 are subject to hefty fines, lengthy terms of imprisonment, and public flogging. Repeat offenders will be required to ride pink Honda Rebel motocycles in assless leather chaps daily for one year.