Small man terrorizes local stores.

The subject was last seen in the peebles in inlet peaking under the doors of women’s changing rooms. He has been known to sneak up on people in a wife beater and scare them half to death. He is approximately 5’0″ with very pale skin. There is a good chance he will be sunburnt as well. If you spot him, arm yourself with a can of spaghettios and toss it away from any children or you may lose sight of him. If spotted call the Virginia State Special Police and ask to speak to Lieutenant Tony Montrose or Captain Louis Myliko.