Small man terrorizing women in convenience stores.

The subject was last seen in the rite aid in peebles in inlet peaking under the doors to the women’s changing rooms. The man is said to be around 5′ 0″ with a menacing grin. He has very pale skin and is often sunburnt. Do not try to engage the subject. The only defense against this little terror is a can of spaghettios if you toss it far enough away. If found, please call the Virginia State police and ask to speak to Lieutenant Tony Montrose or Captain Louie Myliko.