Snoring proves to be deadly to eardrum health of women across the country

Recent studies show long term ear drum damage to wives across the country of snoring husbands. Doctors believe the rise in sales of hearing devices to women over 35 is largely due to snoring husbands. Long term damage is not repairable- thus women need to be proactive in choosing a spouse. Also, women may want to consider adding L&I to there marital contract. Insurance companies are refusing to pay medical bills due to “fail to protect” ear drums.
So girls- choose wisely! Or sleep less for the first 20 years of marriage and sleep soundly for the next 30 or so years of marriage.
As one woman said “I love you baby-but I just can’t hear you”….
Good luck and God bless!