Sorry bro I can’t

Thomas Rataj age 20 of Vermilion was reportedly seen taling place in a gay orgy while reportedly telling his friends he “couldn’t hang with them because his mom said.” Thomas is also going to a gay pride festival instead of going to the Korn concert with one of his buddies. Thomas has used the excuse that he had to buy truck parts and shit , when all actuality our reporter caught Thomas buying dildos and gay porn from adultmart. Thomas also has gotten a new tatto in which it states, “I love niggers and I’m black on the inside.” Thomas does not make enough money getting paid 8.10 under the table for yost landscaping so now he has enrolled in obamacare , welfare , foodstamps , and EBT.