State lawmakers say farting in public will be next on the agenda

Ever been at a restaurant, on a bus, or even walking behind someone? and bam! The stench is unbearable! Well, lawmakers on WV say they’ve had enough of the “silent stalkers” that invade our nostrils from time to time. Yes, we’re talking about farting in public. In a recent meeting among top WV lawmakers, Britney Sewafarter reports that a law may go into effect as soon as September 2017 that will prohibit the public from passing gas in public places. Details on how to identify the perpetrators are still being discussed. One suggestion is the use of thermal goggles worn by employees that work in security to monitor the dilemma. Moral of the story; fart in the safety of your own homes folks!