Atlanta: In a major shake up, CNN announced today that crazed right wing, former radio host, Stew Williams would become CEO and Omnipotent Ruler of News Operations. Williams has already announced that everyone currently working for, formerly working for or a fan of the network will be executed in the next couple of days.
In a quote, Mr. Williams said, “I know it’s going to be nearly impossible, but we are going to report the news instead of made up crap, so sit down shut up and pay attention.”