Study Finds You’re A Little Bitch

Professors at Harvard University find after extensive research that you’re a little bitch. This conclusion came after a 3000 participant double blind study performed from 1991 until 2017. Dr. Mongolian states, “After this study, we can say without a doubt that John is a little bitch. We’ve suspected it for some time, but now we have the scientific research to back it up.” Dr. Mongolian has also stated they are working on a cure.