Super Star Finds Team; Cavs Championship Aspirations Fade

For the last week all of us were wondering where the remaining super star player who could move would end up and we finally have our answer. Finally, this player found a team.
JaVale McGee has decided to take his talent to Alameda Beach. The Cavs have already offered a trade to the Warriors where they would eat the majority of salaries of LeBron and Kevin Love and send them to Oakland just to acquire the game changer JaVale, but the Warrioes declined. If the Warriors happen to win the championship this year, you will know that it was because of this signing and this signing alone and that JaVale will go down as the best player of all time. JaVale celebrated the new contract by having a threesome with George Hill and Vince Carter’s wives. Reno Drug Dealer, El Lelto commented that his celebration sounded awful and said JaVale should have studied the playbook instead.