Swansea Massachusetts to Host President at Venus de Milo

President Trump will pay the South Coast a surprise visit enroute to his weekly trek to Mar-A-Lago next weekend. The purpose of the visit will be to stimulate support in an area which has traditionally withheld it from this Administration.
Massachusetts, particularly the southeast region, has been a staunch hold-out both in voting for, and in supporting, this Administration. Tickets are available from the Fall River Chamber of Commerce, and seating will be limited to 1,500. Security will be rigorous, so it would be well to leave sidearms at home.
Mannequins have been ordered to fill the 1,480 seats which are expected to be vacant, but as anticipated, Trump’s PR machine will be reporting record numbers in attendance.