Tallahassee Man Charged with Molestation of Fainting Goat

Tallahassee resident, Stan Cutchens, was arrested early this afternoon for allegedly molesting his neighbors fainting goat. The neighbor, Mark Smith, was unavailable for comment. Cutchens was allegedly caught on video from Smiths security camera. Dressed as the cookie monster, Stan would scare the goat, causing it to faint, before having sexual relations with the incoherent goat. The case is under investigation and lawyers for Mr. Cutchens would not comment.