Trump Declares Marshal Law Under New Nazi Regime

This morning, in a shocking announcement to Congress and later to the world, President Donald Trump has declared himself and his administration under National Socialist rule and that he was the dictator of the country and hence the free world. Senators John McCain, Lisa Merkowski and Speaker Paul Ryan were arrested, along with all Democratic representatives and senators. The House and Senate are both in lock down. Jared Kuschner has been appointed Minister of Propaganda.