TRUMP HANDS OVER PRESIDENCY TO MEL GIBSON, MOVES TO CANADA TO ESCAPE THE CARNAGE HE’S CAUSED. ALSO ANNOUNCED NEW LINE OF FASHION SELF TANNERS, “THE CHEETO BRONZE”

In a stunning change of heart, Trump has decided to leave office & concentrate on his new line of self-tanning products, “The Cheeto Bronze”. When the formula is perfected, production will commence in a third world country, manufactured with care by underfed, underpaid, desperate poor people who have nowhere else to turn. He is helping them BIGLY!!!!!!