TRUMP PARDONS HIMSELF, ENTIRE FAMILY & STAFF, AND DECLARES HIMSELF “KING OF THE WORLD”

In a not-so-surprising turn of events, President Trump made some new announcements. While cruising on a Russian yacht, he announced that he, and all of his family & staff, have been pardoned by him for any & all illegal or indecent actions. He then strode to the bow of the boat, spread his arms, and declared he is now “King Of The World”.