TRUMP SEEKING TO APPOINT FREDO CORLEONE TO HIS CABINET, ASKING HIS ADVISORS TO LOCATE HIM FOR INTERVIEW.

In a not so surprising turn of events, Donald Trump issued an executive order to locate Fredo Corleone so that he may be placed in a position of power in the administrations cabinet. Trump is also demanding that Alice be brought back from Wonderland, she’s been gone long enough.