Wanted: Jane Sandlin

Local police are on the hunt this afternoon for a woman identified as “Jane Sandlin.” Footage from last Thursday night reveals the woman doing aerobics, naked in her backyard along with one other unknown male suspect. Jane has been charged with one count of indecent exposure and 2 counts of bein too sexay. If anyone has any information leading to the whereabouts of Miss Sandlin, please contact the Berkeley County Sheriffs Office.