Wheat gives youths in Asia AIDS

A new study has shown that eating wheat causes young children living in Asia to contract the AIDS virus. The chances of AIDS was also shown to increase when the wheat consumption occurs while driving a Toyota Tundra. Toyota tundras are also currently the leading cause of global temperature increases, responsible for a 10 degree spike over the past 5 hours alone. More research will soon conclude if using the phrase “could care less” also negatively impacts the environment.